Covid is Fake: Represents patients in the urgent care that refuse covid testing because covid is fake. Satire only. Not real patients.

Dear Diary: COVID is Fake? Patients Who Refuse Testing

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Satire only. These are fictionalized stories for entertainment and community humor. Not medical advice. No actual patient details are used. Sense of humor required. Dear Diary, Today was a greatest-hits playlist of fevers, coughs, chills, congestion, sore throats, runny noses, and one very consistent theme: patients absolutely refusing a COVID test while still demanding, “So, […]

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Neck pain in urgent care, treat neck pain in urgent care, not meningitis neck pain

Dear Diary: Neck Pain in the Urgent Care, Meningitis?

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DisclaimerThis is a satire website created for entertainment and community purposes only. A sense of humor is required. These entries are fictionalized stories inspired by the daily chaos of urgent care, but they are not real patients, real encounters, or actual medical documentation. Nothing on this site should be taken as medical advice, treatment, or professional guidance.

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kid with fever that just started in urgent care. Mom rushing to urgent care with kid that has a fever.

Dear Diary: The Kid with a Fever That Just Started in Urgent Care

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Dear Diary, Today was one of those days. You know the type — moms rushing through the door like their kid is in emergent distress, and what’s the “emergency”? A kid with a fever that just started five minutes ago. Literally. Just before arrival. Didn’t even give it a chance to exist. No Tylenol. No Motrin. Not even

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Waiting in the Urgent Care Hallway Lurker

Complaining About the Wait in Urgent Care: Hallway Lurkers

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Today’s urgent care shift was another test of patience. Not mine—well, actually yes mine—but mostly theirs. Every room full, waiting room crammed, and a steady stream of “walk-ins” who are shocked, shocked, that walk-in care involves waiting. The usual complaints start rolling in. You can set your watch by it. Ten minutes in: “How much

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