Privacy Policy for Salty NP
Effective Date: August 31, 2025
Salty NP (“we,” “our,” or “us”) respects your privacy and is committed to protecting it. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and safeguard your information when you visit [www.saltynp.com] (“the Site”). By accessing or using this Site, you agree to this Privacy Policy and the terms contained within it.
1. Purpose of the Site
Salty NP is a satire and humor platform. Content is fictionalized, exaggerated, and based on common healthcare experiences shared in the spirit of humor and community connection. Nothing on this Site constitutes medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment, and no provider–patient relationship is created by use of this Site. Any resemblance to real people, patients, employers, or organizations is purely coincidental.
2. Information We Collect
- Personal Information: If you subscribe, contact us, or comment on content, we may collect your name, email address, or other details you provide.
- Non-Personal Information: We may collect anonymous data such as browser type, IP address, operating system, and usage patterns.
- Cookies: We may use cookies and similar technologies to improve site performance, remember preferences, and track usage.
3. How We Use Information
We may use collected information to:
- Provide, operate, and improve the Site.
- Respond to inquiries, comments, or requests.
- Send newsletters or updates if you opt in.
- Monitor site performance and analytics.
- Protect against misuse, fraud, or unauthorized access.
We do not sell, rent, or trade your personal information to third parties for marketing.
4. Third-Party Services
We may use third-party tools such as Google Analytics, email services, or advertising platforms. These services may collect information as described in their own privacy policies. We are not responsible for their practices and encourage you to review their policies.
5. Data Security
We use reasonable administrative and technical measures to safeguard your information. However, no method of transmission or storage is 100% secure, and we cannot guarantee absolute protection.
6. Children’s Privacy
This Site is not directed toward children under the age of 13. We do not knowingly collect information from children. If such information is discovered, it will be deleted promptly.
7. Intellectual Property
All content on Salty NP, including text, graphics, and site design, is protected by copyright and intellectual property laws. You may not copy, reproduce, or distribute content without permission.
8. User Conduct
By using the Site, you agree not to:
- Use the Site for unlawful purposes.
- Misrepresent or misuse Salty NP content as medical advice.
- Post harmful, defamatory, or inappropriate material.
We reserve the right to restrict or terminate access to users who violate these terms.
9. Disclaimer of Liability
Salty NP is for entertainment purposes only. We make no guarantees about the accuracy, reliability, or completeness of content. To the fullest extent permitted by law, Salty NP and its contributors disclaim liability for any loss, injury, or damages resulting from reliance on Site content.
10. Links to Other Sites
Our Site may contain links to external websites. We are not responsible for the practices, content, or privacy policies of third-party sites.
11. Your Rights
Depending on your jurisdiction, you may have rights under applicable data protection laws, such as requesting access, correction, or deletion of your personal data. Contact us at [insert email] to exercise these rights.
12. Changes to This Privacy Policy
We may update or modify this Privacy Policy at any time. Updates will be posted here with the “Effective Date” revised. Continued use of the Site after changes constitutes acceptance of the updated Policy.
13. Governing Law
This Privacy Policy and the use of Salty NP are governed by the laws of the United States and the state of [insert your state]. Disputes will be resolved in the courts of that jurisdiction.
14. Contact Us
For questions or concerns regarding this Privacy Policy, contact us at:
Email: melmacnp@gmail.com
Website: [www.saltynp.com]